Penguins.

Oh no. I watched Happy Feet again. NOOOOOOO.

Now I can't stop thinking, speaking, and dreaming penguins.


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Once upon a time, there was this really cute penguin. His name was Eldo, and he was very curious.


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He was also very sociable, and had a lot of friends who were small and cute like he was.


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He also had this wonderful family, and a great fraternity of brothers who were so very kind. However, his brothers were party animals. Party birds, I mean. They loved to jingo @ da disco etc. etc.
However, Eldo occasionally felt left out. Perhaps it was because of the considerable age difference between his brothers and himself, or perhaps, he just wasn't the type.


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But he still loved them, and they would often chill out by playing an assortment of penguin games.

  
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He also enjoyed chilling at the beach.


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His brothers hung around the beach as well, but mostly to lament about girlfriends who dumped them.


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One day, as Eldo was returning from the beach, he saw a huge crowd of penguins. He went up to them to ask them what's up.


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"Don't you know?" his frenemy Bob said, "old Gustov died.


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"People are suspicious that he killed himself. He wasn't a very happy man, you know. His wife left him because he won't pay his taxes, and he hadn't gotten his beak simonized in ages.


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"Your father is burying the man. He's very sad, they used to be great pals."


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Well, Eldo being the awesomely compassionate guy goes up to his father and asks him if he is alright.
"Yes," says his father. "Go home and have your fried fish. Your mother is away consoling Gustov's wife."


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So Edlo reluctantly heads home, though he does flap his wings once or twice in disapproval of being denied the privilege of watching the penguin get buried.


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But as he walks, he sees this really hot chick strutting about.

 
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& he's all shocked and surprised by her beauty.


   
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And well, they uh hang out for a while and soon get married.


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Soon, they have kids.


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Well, a lot of them.


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Then those kids grow up and become teenagers and start wearing baggy pants with their bling bling and stuff. They gangsta penguins.


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Then they grow up and start running for elections and stuff.


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Then they get old and beer-bellied.


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& when they die, everyone parties.


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Okay, sorry, is that too mean? Well, you're invited to the party too, so....



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Yeaaah, harmony!
None of this makes sense. But we're all one big happy family. Yesss we areee. Yes we AREEE.

Okay that's it for now.
Penguins are my new favorite birds. I want a penguin.
I WANT A PENGUIN!!!

I am going to get me a penguin.
Okay good night.